Difference between revisions of "Minotaur a.k.a. Magic Miguel"
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== Description == | == Description == | ||
{{sectionNote | [[Minotaur]]}} | {{sectionNote | [[Minotaur]]}} | ||
| + | The Minotaur is described to have the body of a bull and the head of a man, or vice versa, or really any combination of bull and man that is most to your fancy. They always have the cock of a Sir Elton John, and the forearms of a late 20's divorcee. It is created when you get a real sexy lady and a real horny bull and, well, they fuck. It's similar to those horse shows in Mexico, I know you know what we're talking about. The Minotaur resides in a labyrinth in Knossos, Greece. | ||
=== Abilities === | === Abilities === | ||
| + | It is incredibly strong, has sharp horns, and is crazy aggressive in its attacks with seemingly infinite reserves of stamina. He could go on for days. | ||
== Tale == | == Tale == | ||
{{sectionNote | [[Minotaur]]}} | {{sectionNote | [[Minotaur]]}} | ||
| + | Minos betrays Poseidon's gift and is punished by his wife falling in love with the bull Minos was to sacrifice. The two make with the coitus and produce a monstrous offspring. The [[Minotaur]]. | ||
== Fight Club == | == Fight Club == | ||
Latest revision as of 09:11, 17 October 2018
Of Myths & Men: Episode 14, the only podcast that ???. This week we discuss the half-bull, half-man of greek mythology, the Minotaur. The expert this week is Velija.
Description
| Main Article: Minotaur |
The Minotaur is described to have the body of a bull and the head of a man, or vice versa, or really any combination of bull and man that is most to your fancy. They always have the cock of a Sir Elton John, and the forearms of a late 20's divorcee. It is created when you get a real sexy lady and a real horny bull and, well, they fuck. It's similar to those horse shows in Mexico, I know you know what we're talking about. The Minotaur resides in a labyrinth in Knossos, Greece.
Abilities
It is incredibly strong, has sharp horns, and is crazy aggressive in its attacks with seemingly infinite reserves of stamina. He could go on for days.
Tale
| Main Article: Minotaur |
Minos betrays Poseidon's gift and is punished by his wife falling in love with the bull Minos was to sacrifice. The two make with the coitus and produce a monstrous offspring. The Minotaur.
Fight Club
| Minotaur: | Velija |
|---|---|
| Manananggal and Striga: | Dylan |
| Moderator: | Adam |
Statsheets
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 18 | Dumb, Hungry, Mazes | Big Dick, Sharp Horns, Infinite Stamina |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 19 | Sun, Salt, Garlic, Odun Noodles | Split Itself |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 20 | Neckbreaks, Decapitation, Silver, Sun, Snakes | Neckbreak Attack |
The Fight
Winner: Manananggal and Striga.
