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| − | [http://www.mythsandmen.com/podcasts?episode=24 Of Myths & Men: Episode | + | [http://www.mythsandmen.com/podcasts?episode=24 Of Myths & Men: Episode 24], the only podcast that records using a video only microphone. This week we discuss the [[Tooth Fairy]]. The expert this week is [[Adam]]. |
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=== The Fight === | === The Fight === | ||
| − | + | Dusk. Windy blaze passes through the woods. Camera approaches to the Tooth Fairy, then shifts to the Griffin. They see each other form a distance, a mountain (without the snow) spurts from the ground, separating the two. Neither knows where the other is. Screens come out of the side of the mountain playing the classic The Rock movie, The Tooth Fairy. Fight! | |
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| + | The Tooth Fairy gets upset at the portrayal of himself, and smashes the screen. Then hiding behind a rock, using the sounds to lure the griffin. The griffin falls right into the trap, and in the process easily sees the Tooth Fairy crouched by a rock. It dives, and the Tooth Fairy jumps up and swings his Detoother Wand attempting to shatter that weak beak. The Tooth Fairy's grip is too loose and the Wand goes flying, barely nicking the griffin. The griffin responds with a vicious clawing attack, scraping one of the teeth jutting out of its neck and/or head, effectively creating a cavity. | ||
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| + | Lowering its head, the Tooth Fairy rams his head forward, smashing into the beak, fracturing the beak and producing a small hole. The griffin attempts to flip over the Tooth Fairy, its wing getting caught in between a couple of teeth and completely tears off, damaging the griffin horribly and sending it plummeting to the ground. | ||
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| + | The Tooth Fairy flutters down after the falling griffin, and attempts a choke hold on that creatch, but the struggle is making it ineffective. The griffin rolls around, making it difficult, so the Tooth Fairy pulls out a bone knife, planning to skin the griffin, and cuts itself in the struggle, releasing the griffin and losing the knife. | ||
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| + | The griffin takes this opportunity to viciously tear apart the Tooth Fairy, but in its excitement it just trips and falls in front. Using this moment of peace, the Tooth Fairy pulls out a coyote, killed with its bare hands, and offers it up as a peace offering. But the coyote wasn't dead and bites the Tooth Fairy! Taking advantage of this, the griffin uses its claw and rips out a tooth-eye, causing massive damage to the Tooth Fairy. | ||
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| + | "I wanted to be friends, but now it's final!" The Tooth Fairy yells, then it uses it's special...hamburger helper! Cooking up a meal for the griffin secretly filled with teeth! Unfortunately the meat wasn't defrosted, and in the process the griffin tears out the Tooth Fairy's other eye, killing it. | ||
'''Winner:''' [[Griffin]]. | '''Winner:''' [[Griffin]]. | ||
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| + | == Famous Quotes == | ||
| + | {{EpQuote|Know when you try to kill a coyote with your bare hands and it struggles a bunch? You guys familiar with that?|Dylan}} | ||
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| + | {{EpQuote|It doesn't have to be to scale, you dingus.|Dylan}} | ||
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| + | {{EpQuote|Walls are way harder than math. Are you high?|Velija}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:02, 15 November 2018
Of Myths & Men: Episode 24, the only podcast that records using a video only microphone. This week we discuss the Tooth Fairy. The expert this week is Adam.
Contents
Description
| Main Article: Tooth Fairy |
The Tooth Fairy is a fantasy figure of early childhood in Western and Western-influenced cultures. So basically in America because we're the only country in the west. When a child's false teeth fall out, a child must place it under their pillow as payment to the Tooth Fairy. If they don't, the Tooth Fairy will proceed to rip the rest of the child's teeth out, even if some of them are their real adult teeth. The Tooth Fairy always knows when a tooth falls out. The Tooth Fairy leaves its calling card in the form of a crisp hundred dollar bill (or an amount equivalent in other currencies, keeping up on exchange rates) since money means nothing to it.
There was once a tradition in England where children were supposed to burn their baby teeth to save them from hardship in the afterlife, because if they didn't burn them, they'd spend their ENTIRE afterlife looking for their baby teeth. The country became filled with ghosts because of this, leading pilgrims to escape the country and found America.
The Tooth Fairy is described as looking like a lumberjack with wings, boobs, beard, and a necklace of teeth, hundreds of them layered atop one another. It doesn't wear clothes as it doesn't believe in them.
Abilities
The Tooth Fairy is kinda strong, it can take on a family of three relatively easily. It can also fly and has a Detoother Wand that can be used to knock one's teeth right out of their mouth.
Tale
| Main Article: Tooth Fairy |
Staniel is a 5 year old boy, terrified of losing his first tooth. In his fear, he burns the tooth to try to keep the Tooth Fairy away. This does not work, and in the Tooth Fairy's anger he knocked the teeth out of Staniel and his family's mouths.
Fight Club
| Tooth Fairy: | Adam |
|---|---|
| Griffin: | Dylan |
| Moderator: | Velija |
Statsheets
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 16 | Sugar, Soda | Detoother Wand |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 16 | Pure Metal, #WeakBeaks | Healing Others |
The Fight
Dusk. Windy blaze passes through the woods. Camera approaches to the Tooth Fairy, then shifts to the Griffin. They see each other form a distance, a mountain (without the snow) spurts from the ground, separating the two. Neither knows where the other is. Screens come out of the side of the mountain playing the classic The Rock movie, The Tooth Fairy. Fight!
The Tooth Fairy gets upset at the portrayal of himself, and smashes the screen. Then hiding behind a rock, using the sounds to lure the griffin. The griffin falls right into the trap, and in the process easily sees the Tooth Fairy crouched by a rock. It dives, and the Tooth Fairy jumps up and swings his Detoother Wand attempting to shatter that weak beak. The Tooth Fairy's grip is too loose and the Wand goes flying, barely nicking the griffin. The griffin responds with a vicious clawing attack, scraping one of the teeth jutting out of its neck and/or head, effectively creating a cavity.
Lowering its head, the Tooth Fairy rams his head forward, smashing into the beak, fracturing the beak and producing a small hole. The griffin attempts to flip over the Tooth Fairy, its wing getting caught in between a couple of teeth and completely tears off, damaging the griffin horribly and sending it plummeting to the ground.
The Tooth Fairy flutters down after the falling griffin, and attempts a choke hold on that creatch, but the struggle is making it ineffective. The griffin rolls around, making it difficult, so the Tooth Fairy pulls out a bone knife, planning to skin the griffin, and cuts itself in the struggle, releasing the griffin and losing the knife.
The griffin takes this opportunity to viciously tear apart the Tooth Fairy, but in its excitement it just trips and falls in front. Using this moment of peace, the Tooth Fairy pulls out a coyote, killed with its bare hands, and offers it up as a peace offering. But the coyote wasn't dead and bites the Tooth Fairy! Taking advantage of this, the griffin uses its claw and rips out a tooth-eye, causing massive damage to the Tooth Fairy.
"I wanted to be friends, but now it's final!" The Tooth Fairy yells, then it uses it's special...hamburger helper! Cooking up a meal for the griffin secretly filled with teeth! Unfortunately the meat wasn't defrosted, and in the process the griffin tears out the Tooth Fairy's other eye, killing it.
Winner: Griffin.
Famous Quotes
"Know when you try to kill a coyote with your bare hands and it struggles a bunch? You guys familiar with that?" - Dylan
"It doesn't have to be to scale, you dingus." - Dylan
"Walls are way harder than math. Are you high?" - Velija
