Quetzalcoatl a.k.a. Cokehead Rodney Dickens
Of Myths & Men: Episode 27, the only podcast simulcast in snakespeak where available. This week we discuss the Quetzalcoatl. The expert this week is Adam.
Contents
Description
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Quetzalcoatl is the Aztec god of wind, air, the dawn, merchants, arts, crafts, knowledge, priesthood, learning, and knowledge. He invented learning, books, and mankind. He ruled over a prosperous Tollan until his brother got him drunk and convinced him to have an incestuous night with his sister Quetzalpetlatl, thus shaming him and bringing him to suicide and transformation into Tlāhuizcalpantecuhtli, or Venus.
Abilities
God strength and immortality. Highest IQ of anything ever. Powers over the wind and air. Can become venus.
Tale
| Main Article: Quetzalcoatl |
Quetzalcoatl found a city named Tollan, convinced them to stop human sacrifice, and then helped make the city a prosperous one, teaching the citizens many things. This city used to worship his brother, Tezcatlipoca, who became angered by this. Disguised as an old man, Tezcatlipoca tricked Quetzalcoatl into drinking a highly intoxicating drink called pulque, and led him to incestuous acts with his own sister, Quetzalpetlatl. His shame drove him to leave the city, believing himself unworthy. He built a boat from snakes, and promised to return some day.
Fight Club
| Quetzalcoatl: | Adam |
|---|---|
| Leshen and Epona: | Dylan |
| Moderator: | Velija |
Statsheets
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 6 | 10 | 9 | 34 | Shame, Fire, DID | Wind/Air Powers, Can Become Venus |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 29 | Fire | Root Attack, Teleportation in Forests |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 7 | 6 | 10 | 29 | Meateaters, Horseharmers | Horse Summoning, Polo |
The Fight
Ep fight details.
Winner: Winner.
Famous Quotes
"You know, if you didn't say that with such confidence I could have sworn you made it up." - Dylan
"My cousin, Cokehead Rodney Dickens. That's his name. That's his full name." - Velija
