Bellerophon a.k.a. "Class Man" by Lil Rodgers

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Of Myths & Men: Episode 23, the only podcast to hidoi nihongo o hanasu. This week we discuss the Bellerophon. The expert this week is Velija.

Description

Main Article: Bellerophon

Bellerophon is basically a human who thinks he's the son of Poseidon, and therefore half god. He is not half god. He invented the telephone, the xylophone, and sticky notes. He gained a lot of favor with the gods by taming the Pegasus and slaying the Chimera.

Abilities

Has a Pegasus, spear, and bow and arrow. Otherwise, just pretty much a human.

Tale

Main Article: Bellerophon

Bellerophon sought the advice of Athena, and tamed the Pegasus with her help. After taming it, he took it to Lycia where he hunted down the Chimera. The battle was vicious, and Bellerophon found it difficult to get the upper hand. He tied a block of lead to his spear and dropped it at the Chimera. When the Chimera tries to eat the spear, its fire breathing melts the lead, blocking its throat and causing it to suffocate and die.

Fight Club

Bellerophon: Velija
4 Headless Men: Adam
Moderator: Dylan

Statsheets

Bellerophon Statistics
Strength (1-10) Speed (1-10) Intelligence (1-10) Durability (1-10) Total (of 40) Vulnerabilities Special
3 3 4 3 13 Thinks He's A God, Mosquitos Pegasus, Spear, High Fight IQ
Headless Man Statistics
Strength (1-10) Speed (1-10) Intelligence (1-10) Durability (1-10) Total (of 40) Vulnerabilities Special
2 3 3 3 11 Modeling Requests Negates Neckbreak Attacks

The Fight

Taking place on a moon base with a low, domed ceiling of a max height of 12 feet, Bellerophon faces off against four Headless Men, only his spear and Pegasus at his side. The headless men move around to surround, Belle fending them off with thrusts of his spear. One headless man takes a stab from the spear, biting down on the spear with its large mouth, grabbing it with the limbs it can use, and trying to prevent harm to his fellows.

Bellerophon quickly commands the Pegasus to attack one of the headless men, biting fiercely at one. Bellerophon says "You know I killed a Chimera, right?" And pulls out his bow, and starts firing arrows at the others. One weird headless man takes this moment to fist the Pegasus right in the anus, causing slight discomfort due to having large hands. The Pegasus kicks back, trying to hit the headless man in the head. Unfortunately, nothing is there and the headless man is fine.

In the chaos, the final headless man dives at Bellerophon, tackling it off the Pegasus, but Belle's superior fighting abilities overcomes the attack, killing the headless man. The other three slowly die from their own injuries and fights with the Pegasus.

Winner: Bellerophon.


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