Furfur a.k.a. Anal Poppers
Of Myths & Men: Episode 3, the only podcast James Buchanan Jr, 15th president of the United States of America, subscribes to. We discuss the demon Furfur. The expert this week is Adam. This episode is part one of Dylan's two part probation when he was on the chopping block for getting fired.
Description
| Main Article: Furfur |
Furfur is a demon from Christianity, summoned by King Solomon. He has the head of a buck, the wings of a bat, the hindquarters and feet of a goat, and the hands of a man with big, ugly looking hands. Furfur is a Great Earl of Hell, ruling over 26 legions of demons, about 130,000 in total, thus giving him great organizational abilities.
Abilities
Triangles make Furfur unable to lie. He has the ability to cause love between a man and a woman, but not between same sex couples. He also has powers over storms by being able to create strong storms, terrible tempests, thrilling thunder, lengthy lightning, and booming blasts.
Tale
| Main Article: Furfur |
The tales of Furfur go over a description of him, highlighting his powers, as told from King Solomon, the person who summoned him.
Fight Club
| Furfur: | Adam |
|---|---|
| Siren and Hellhound: | Dylan |
| Moderator: | Velija |
Statsheets
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 26 | Salt, Triangles, Iron, Holy Water | Minions, Organization, Storm Powers |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 13 | A Sleeping Person | Seduction Song |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 7 | 1 | 7 | 22 | Salt, Its Master, Iron, Holy Water | Flaming Feet |
The Fight
The battle starts in a flash as lightning rains down on the battlefield. Trying their best to dodge, the siren and the hellhound go straight for the wings to ground Furfur. Furfur easily overpowers the two, killing them easily and swiftly.
Addendum fight: The leprechaun would not be helpful at all. If the three could use fusion, the Hellrichaun could probably take out Furfur.
Winner: Furfur.
