Nuckelavee a.k.a. It's The God Damn Nucka-Who-What
Of Myths & Men: Episode 12, the funders of Frankfort's Family [Friendly] Fuckfest 2018. We discuss the horrific Scottish demon, the Nuckelavee. The expert this week is Adam. This was a listener submitted request!
Description
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The Nuckelavee is a horse-like demon from the Orkney Islands in Northern Scotland. It is considered the most horrible of all demons, at least in that area, and has no redeeming qualities, not even that it received a PhD in Horribleness.
The Nuckelavee was described as looking like a man's torso attached to a horse's back is if riding it. The male torso has no legs, but its arms can reach the ground from its position (much like Dylan) atop the equine body. The horse legs were said to have fin like appendages, and it had two heads, one for the human-like torso and one for the horse. The torso's head was large, said to be as much as 3 feet in diameter, and it rolls back and forth as if it didn't have enough neck support. The horse head has an enormous gaping mouth that exudes a smelly toxic vapor and a single giant eye like a burning red flame. And to top that all off, it also has no skin, you just see its muscles and veins.
Abilities
The Nuckelavee has incredible strength and durability as a demon, as well as great wisdom from its longevity. Its fin appendages slow its speed on land, but make it quick in the water. It has a special move called the Knucklebaby Uppercut Smash, where it uses its long arms to gain momentum and uppercut someone.
Tale
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Tammas, while drunk off his ass probably, meets face to face with the fearsome Nuckelavee. Fear rattling his chest, but his drunk brain thinks clearly enough to splash fresh water at Nuckelavee to slow him down then escape him. To this day he is dead, but while he was alive he swore this happened.
Fight Club
| Nuckelavee: | Adam |
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| Furfur: | Velija |
| Moderator: | Dylan |
Statsheets
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 3 | 4 | 9 | 25 | Fresh Water, Mither O' The Sea | Nucklebaby Uppercut Smash |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 26 | Salt, Triangles, Iron, Holy Water | Minions, Organization, Storm Powers |
The Fight
Winner: Nuckelavee.
